The life of a DJ is often played up to be a fast-paced, globe-trotting luxury experience these days. Videos of festival performances, packed clubs, and massive productions make it easy to fall into the false belief that our favorite producers live on a whole ‘nother level. But they all have lives outside their jobs too, just like all of us, and are consequently just as subject to some of life’s…less enjoyable scenarios. Theft kinda sorta sucks, and getting your car stolen is gonna put a downer on just about anyone’s day. Well guess what? Mat Zo just had his car taken for a spin by a high school kid. Well maybe not a joy ride, the car was found only one block away from his residence.
They found my car… A block from my place. Inside the car was the schoolbag and wallet of the person who stole it what a fucking idiot
— Mat (@Mat_Zo_MRSA) November 6, 2014
Should i break his legs? — Mat (@Mat_Zo_MRSA) November 6, 2014
And he put a little crucifix on the rear view mirror, good to know jesus will forgive him — Mat (@Mat_Zo_MRSA) November 6, 2014
O boy, here we go.
At least he didn’t mess with the man’s radio.
But he sure did leave a mess.
BUT WAIT, there’s a twist to the story.
YOU SEE LARRY?? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS! — Mat (@Mat_Zo_MRSA) November 7, 2014
Mat Zo has an image of Jacob and his friends in the car. So the lesson for today, kids, is don’t steal things. Especially cars. Because it could be long to a famous DJ and you could find yourself the social media target of quite of a few followers.