MDMA Wrapped in Brie Cheese – a Fresh Party Trend or a Cheesy Alternative No One Asked For

This might sound cheesy, but the new party trend among the middle-class dinner parties in the UK will have you melting. Taking this to a literal sense, it has been reported that there is a fresh take on ingesting typical forms of MDMA – pressed pills or crystals – and people across the UK can’t get enough.

“Brieing” is a term used to describe the new tendency among Posh women who are wrapping the MDMA in Brie cheese in order for them to relive some of their wilder youth and not to mention, spice up their typical fancy get-togethers.

Metro has recently interviewed the anonymous 50-year-old business woman who started the trend. With the positive goal in mind to bring the ladies closer together, they began their indulging in the truly “fancy cheese”.

“I have a strong circle of female friends and we had tried all the latest fads, food fashions and destination dinner parties but something was missing. We did not seem to have as much of a laugh than as when we were younger.

There always seemed to be barriers up between us. So one of our group suggested we all take MDMA together so we could open up to each other and improve our friendships.”, the creator continued to say. 

Many of the women claimed that their friendships did, in fact, improve. However, when a middle-aged individual continues the popular activity, it can result in emotional turmoil and major mid-week comedowns.

A 45-year-old single sales manager from Sutton said,“I thought it was funny that we were all taking “E’s n Cheese” together and we did have a real laugh on the night. But the come down I had was absolutely terrible, perhaps because I do not have a partner to go home to and get a big hug from it was worse for me. I still felt incredibly sad on the Tuesday night after taking it at the weekend, I will never be doing it again.”

The prominent movement has truly skyrocketed as many “brieing” parties are being seen across the UK. Although a trend is a trend, who knows if this one will fade away anytime soon. Maybe we’ll start to see some magic mushrooms sprinkled in pasta, or cocaine garnished on top of dishes like salt. What a world we live in…